Really this should be called “How to Not Piss Off the Folks You Audition For” or “Crisden Vents Here Because He Has No Friends”

Being heavily involved in the casting process for the animated film Dinonauts has been a very fun experience. It’s the first time I’ve worked to cast a project this large and the response has been quite tremendous. It’s particularly interesting since I’m a voice talent (surprise!) and get to be on the other side of the booth and dirty my hands in a process that is usually a mystery to talent (aside from the ritualistic crossing of sweaty fingers). It’s the “pick me, pick me!” game.

Through the process, it occurred to me that many of the audition submissions I received were victim to several recurring elements that dramatically hurt their chances of being cast. In some cases such errors clobbered their chances of even being listened to. However being a nice guy I listened to ’em all. In an effort to help new talent (as well as seasoned folks) I wanted to list some of the things I found to help or to hinder. Yes, some of it is common sense and some of it is the result of simple mistakes but this is a competitive bid’ness and you want every opportunity to shine. A disclaimer of course is needed stating that this is just my opinion and my off the cuff brain dumpery. Feel free to add to this list or disagree entirely with your smug, sanctimonious righteousness. Makes for good conversation and finger pointing.

How to Audition for a Voice Over Role

These general tips largely apply to auditions you track yourself in the booth or bedroom closet. However most of ’em still apply to those that you get to put on a clean shirt and go into somebody else’s shiny studio for.

  •  Read the character sides, description and information about the role

This is where you should start. If the role calls for a 80 year old, chain smoking battle-grandma, don’t think that you can get by with your 14 year old mentally profound surfer dude character and make it work. It won’t. If it calls for cool, calm and collected don’t read like your pants are on fire. Or even smouldering. Make sure your voice type and character choice are right for the role. You are wasting both your time and the time of the casting person. Just like if either was watching Duck Dynasty.

  • Read the script first

Seriously. Read it. Become familiar with it. Wrap your tongue around any odd phrasing or words. Read it now so it doesn’t sound like you’re reading it in actual the audition for the first time EVER. I do loads of eLearning gigs where I get to put on a clean(ish) shirt and go to somebody else’s shiny studio where I spend the next hour or two tracking cold script reads. While perfectly acceptable for that kind of material it is generally the no-good for character dialogue.

  • Don’t tell your life story when you slate

Slating before your audition is fairly standard. This involves a simple intro of your name and the role you are reading for. “Hi, this is Sean Crisden reading for the role of Commander Faceblastpants” is a perfectly acceptable slate. Of course, you should use your own name and not mine. Extra points if you actually are auditioning for the role of Commander Faceblastpants, which is clearly something I’d love to know about so drop me a line. Slating with “Hello out there in listening land! It’s currently a wonderful 114 degrees here in Phoenix and the skies are clear.  I ate at the Lucky Dragon Bowel (SIC) Wok today and have the bubble guts so please excuse any guts that are bubbling. My name is Hank. Rhymes with stank and rank, both of which being words this booth will forever be known as when I’m done with it.” can be filed under not the best idea.

  • Make sure your skills are up to snuff

Before you audition for Commander Faceblastpants remember that many other people will be doing the same thing. I think I heard that Brad Pitt, Meryl Streep and James Earl Jones are considering the role as well so your audition and chops had better be good. I’m all for stretching to expand your skills but there are times when you know you just aren’t up to the challenge and your skills need work. If pursuing a career (or hobby) as a voice talent is your passion, invest in yourself and your skillsets as much as you can. Take an acting course (or several). Work with a voice coach.  Learn breath control. Learn how to use the microphone as a tool.  Good can always be made better.

  • Remember its called voice ACTING

Act. Be the character and make the listener believe it. Make a good choice and stick with it for the duration of the read. Depending on the circumstances, I often slate as the character as well to sell it from beginning to end. If it sounds like you’re just reading the page and not living it just imagine Gandolf shaking his head at you and muttering “you shall not pass.” Also ad-libbing can fit in here sparingly as merited. It can help to establish a more natural feel and your ownership of the role. Keep it light and try not to stray too far from the original script if at all.

  • Find a nice quiet place to track the audition

Without naming any names, I quite literally had an audition submitted where I had the pleasure of listening to someone wash dishes in the background of the read. From the sound of it those dishes had some stuck on, caked on gunk.  Were they sitting for a while? Was the food that unpalatable and adhesive? This is the pinnacle of unprofessionalism and just says “I don’t care enough about what I’m doing or how I represent myself”. Not only that, it distracts the listener from all of the hard work and skill you poured into the audition (or into the dish rag). I know not everyone has a booth or appropriate space but if necessary wait until it’s quiet (1am anyone?) or do another take without the er…ambiance. Especially when it’s something that is avoidable like doing the damn dishes.

  • Generally speaking, skip the extra FX

I received multiple auditions just bathed in reverb. Seriously? I don’t recall seeing in the script that the character was in a huge empty cathedral. Submit a dry read people. The only time when FX are merited is when it is either asked for specifically or when you want to take a chance and put the listener closer to what the finished piece will be. I’ve done this for commercial auditions and have been cast but I always include a dry read as well. For example, one of the reads I did was supposed to be done over a walkie talkie so I punched in a nice walkie sound and went for it IN ADDITION TO including my dry read, which was first. Please skip the fancy bells and whistles in most cases unless you have a reeeeeeally good feeling about it and justification for doing so.

  • Proof your submission before you submit

You would think this is common sense but like so many things you think about the human experience you are dreadfully incorrect. Goo gobs of auditions came in with dropped words, reversed word order, mispronounced common words, incorrect words etc. The errors were obviously not acting choices either. This is a swift and decisive display of a lack of attention detail, lackluster reading skills and no desire whatsoever to submit quality. Errors like these sure doesn’t make someone gleefully swoon when they think about directing you in a session, let me tell you. Make sure you send in the very best representation of your skill, talent and work ethic.

  • Submit according to the instructions given

If auditions are requested to be submitted with specific specs such as a 128kbps mono mp3, 44.1khz 16-bit then pay attention and do that. Don’t give them a .wav or .aif file. If the instructions say to upload it via FTP or email it with a partcular subject line, DO THAT. If the file is supposed to use a particular naming convention, FRIKKEN DO THAT. Be particular and do what is asked. This is not the time for improv.

  • Be courteous, professional and yourself in any and all communication

Be yourself? Oh crap, what if when you’re you you ain’t innately professional or courteous? Then aside from being an unpleasant human being you will also most likely be frequently unemployed. Hope that couch is comfy.

See? That wasn’t so hard. I’m not attempting to chastise anyone who did submit or anyone else out there in interwebz land. It takes a lot just to do that so I applaud everyone who did and who does. Just do the work to make it a great experience for all involved. I realize that most of these tips are common sense and just general best practice. Believe me, my wife Jamie is a corporate recruiter and tells me about her ordeals in reviewing resumes and potential candidates. Much of what’s written above applies equally to anyone attempting to submit themselves for consideration for anything.  Be it aeronautical engineer or maker of funny voices the basic gist is the same. Do your very best to represent yourself and your skills/talent as keenly and professionally as you are able and you can let your star shine. Or as some of the auditions indicated, at least make it known that someone in your household works hard to let your dishes shine.

P.S. As I was about to hit the publish button on this one, I got an honest thank you email from a talent that came in to the Legendary Studio Surprise to audition today.  A little goes a long way. Just sezzin’.

Have any thoughts about this? How do YOU like to audition? Or better yet, are you a VO casting director? Comment below, I’m lonely.

-Crisden

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  • Nicola Redman

    Hi Crisden, great article. It’s interesting as voice talent to be on the other side I can imagine. Thanks for sharing what you learn! Some of that is common sense but it’s always good to be reminded.
    Nicola
    Northern Irish voice
    http://www.nicolaredman.com

    • Thanks for reading Nicola. Sometimes it’s good to be reminded of good ol’ not so common common sense. I remember years ago (or was it yesterday?) sending out an audition that had a terrible edit point in it which cut off a breath. I didn’t catch it until after it was sent and I just then decided to listen to it. Some mistakes creep in because we rush or are careless. I’m sure despite my efforts that a few still slip by me. Have you ever had any memorable whoopsies? Your site is great BTW. I had a few good chuckles there!

      • Nicola Redman

        Why thank you very much, glad you liked it. I’ve had a few times where I’ve rushed and sent out something which turned out to be half a track or what have you, but luckily nothing too serious…

        • Ha! I’m sure I’ve done that as well at some point, try as I will not to. I tell myself that I uh, just didn’t want to give the client the entire script for the audition. Yeah, that’s it.

  • Awesome advice Sean, and well written insight!

    • Thanks AiL! Preparedness, professionalism and courtesy really do extend to all forms of the “pick me!” industries.

  • Nakesha Vines

    Thank you for the wonderful advice! I am not in the industry but I’ve been told that i should look into it and give it a try! I’m just doing a little research first…

    • My pleasure Nakesha. “Every journey begins with the first step” or as I like to say “Be sure to look for non-stop flights”. Let me know if you have any questions during your research and I’ll try my best not fill your head with nonsense and lies…no promises though.

  • Bricor

    I have been told numerous times that I should do voice overs, so I’m trying to find out how and where to get started.

    • Howdy Bricor. The world of voice over is a fun and exciting place. I have compiled all of my getting started advice in my blog here: http://seancrisden.com/how-do-i-become-a-voice-actor/ so head on over and check it out. Good luck!

      • Bricor

        Sean,

        I don’t see anything on your site about how to become a VoiceOver.

        • Unless there is some clever humor that eludes me friend, click the link in my previous reply.

  • Deborah Herron

    Sean Crisden,
    Thank You for the advice. My voice steal scenes. I’m re-entering the market considering Public Speaking, although, I cannot ignore Voice Over has been on my mind a lot.

    • Great to hear Deborah! The wonderful and wacky world of voice over is certainly worth looking into. Make sure you pack your trick bag to maximize your chances for success! Check out http://seancrisden.com/how-do-i-become-a-voice-actor/ for my quick and dirty rundown of the best skills to have in the Bat-utility belt.

  • Wayne Nero

    Thanks for the advice. I’ve been told I have a “great” phone voice and I should look into things like books on tape. (Don’t remember if I’ve been told to try voice overs or if that was my idea.) I finally found some open submissions, so I’ve been researching how to get started.

  • What this post does have is worth considering. I highly suggest that all voiceover talents check this post.

  • Miss Nicky

    Ive been looking to start auditioning but I really don’t know where to begin. Ive spent years making my natural gift amazing
    I would love some feedback if possible.

  • I loved this.

    • Glad to hear that you’re enjoying the possibilities of what a career in VO can offer.

      For what classes, it depends on how robust your high school’s curriculum is. Certainly spend ample time in theater and dramatic arts. Additionally, be sure to listen to the various voices that surround you in school, both teachers and classmates alike. You will find limitless examples of various styles to play with and emulate with your vocal instrument. Likewise, listen to as much VO as you can. Animation, audiobooks, commercials, voice prompted media, promo tags and trailers. There are many, many specific niches of voice over to explore!

      For Uni/College, continue with theater arts. Solid acting chops are invaluable to a voice actor. Particularly be sure to take some improv classes or join a group. The value of good improv extends beyond the stage/microphone and can translate into a more enjoyable social life and experience.

      Finally, take a business course. To truly pursue voice acting as a career, you will need to be smart and have a keen entrepreneurial sense. That is, unless you want to pay others (often much more than you should) to steer you at their whim. Know that beyond all the fun and excitement, it is a business, and a particularly competitive one at that. With more and more hopefuls everyday it is also a crowded arena. So hone your skills, focus your mindset and efforts and show ’em what you’ve got!

      • Thank you so much, you have no idea how helpful this is! I really appreciate this, and the other articles you’ve written on VO. I’ll follow your advice. Thank you again! :)

  • Dylan Mobley

    I finally coughed up the cash to get a decent recording mic and start cultivating my vocal chops. I have been taking acting classes for about six years now and can’t wait to graduate from college. Video games and voice acting are two of my biggest passions (aside from a newfound love and appreciation of Shakespeare) and I would love to pursue a full on career in bringing all these amazing and memorable characters to life. Any tips in how to network and get my name out into the public? Anything to get me started, since I’m still a broke college student.